Why cartoon characters have it made and other such things
Why Cartoon characters have it made:
1) You get to be 2-D
2) You never have to worry about what to wear, cos you always wear the same thing and it's always clean
3) You can live from a day to a week in just half an hour, so school and work shifts go faster.
4) Your awkward moments are designed to make people laugh
5) You rarely need to go to the toilet or eat
6) Everyone in your life follows a script
7) You never get any older
Why male customers are better at a coffee shop
1) They know what they want
2) They don't want anything fancy
3) They know how much change they have and don't go digging around in a microvawe sized handbag to find 30 cents
4) They drink the whole coffee
5) They don't leave lipstick marks on the cup.
posted by SuperTiph @ 2:44 PM
3 Comments:
Hmmm....
Why female customers are better:
1) They actually sit down to drink the coffee
2) They tell all their friends how good it was
3) They bring all their friends to your coffee shop
4) They are loyal customers
Ammendment by a male:
1: They sit down for over 4 hours, clogging your tables.
2: They tell their friends loudly, while your customers still wait for a table.
3: This is the problem, are you not getting the picture!!
4: To compound the problem mentioned in 3, they keep coming back!!
4b: If by "loyal" you mean "complains of sub-par service and taste often", then yes, you are correct.
By the way - the above post was put up in good humour. Please take it in such a mindframe.
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