In the event of an emergency...
Why is it the Koorong website makes you LOOK REALLY HARD for ths stuff you want. I mean the front page of the website boasts items like, Purpose Driven Life, The (Burgundy/Tan Duo Tone) Warren Rick, Imitation Leather. That's the bomb if imitation leather, duo tone, mass produced, Christian Living books float your boat, as I imagine they do for some people. However I have to search "Ken Davis" and mine my way to the second page of listings before I come to Wimpy Prophet A Butane Bush and No Excuses, A Davis Ken. Dvd
While it is an abomination that all references to butane and/or Ken Davis are not bold and in 15 different flashing colours up the top of the very first Koorong page, what frustrates me is you type in "KJ52" searching all products and it comes up empty. You can search for simply KJ or you can simply search the music options, but it will still come up empty. If you browse the "RandB Rap" music, the fifth option, lo and behold is Behind The Musik (Music) Kj-52. Compact Disc
So the moral of the story is to just ask your parents to take you to Koorong and then make the employees do a search for any item you can't find. The other moral is I have birthday money and I have a feeling I'm going to enjoy a good trip to Koorong.
Here is your task. Below are a list of options of product you may purchase. You have a hypothetical $70. Choose wisely, and let me know why you chose what you chose.
Behind The Musik (Music) Kj-52. Compact Disc - $19.95 (does not have extra disc with Napoleon Dynamite on it).
Things I Prayed For Eli. Compact Disc - $29.95
Wimpy Prophet A Butane Bush and No Excuses, A Davis Ken. Dvd - $29.95
How To Live With Your Parents Without Losing Your Mind Davis Ken. Paperback - $14.95
Snickers From The Front Pew Hafer Todd, Hafer Jedd. Paperback - $16.95
701 Sentence Sermons Harvey L James. Paperback - $14.95
26 Tales From The Testaments, Semmens Cameron M. Paperback - $15.00
You Can't Handle The Tooth Sampler Various. Compact Disc - $5.95
Rubbish Day On Cromwell Street The Amazing Joel Hockey Movement Compact Disc - $15.95
101 Things To Do During A Dull Sermon Sims Tim, Pegoda Dan. Paperback - $7.95
Have fun!
posted by SuperTiph @ 3:05 PM
6 Comments:
Just so you know my list, and since comments attract comments, here goes:
Wimpy Prophet A Butane Bush and No Excuses, A Davis Ken. Dvd - $29.95
Ken Davis is a champion and if you've never seen any of his videos/dvds, I'm happy to tell you some of his jokes, but you really should check him out if you can. He's funnier than me and Mike and Chris Webb and Frullet's ability to get axed all rolled into one (that's pretty funny).
Snickers From The Front Pew Hafer Todd, Hafer Jedd. Paperback - $16.95
I own the amusing sequel to this book. While there is no need to read the first book to enjoy the second, I'll take all the laughs I can get.
(I've spent $46.80)
Rubbish Day On Cromwell Street The Amazing Joel Hockey Movement Compact Disc - $15.95
If you believe Joel Hockey's website, he's all sold out of this album. I'm happy to make the trip to West Ryde to get the last copy. I might even make the Woolongabba people order it in for me since all the orders come from West Ryde (selfish Sydney peoples :P). One and a half out of 3 ain't bad ain't bad.
(I've spent $62.75)
101 Things To Do During A Dull Sermon Sims Tim, Pegoda Dan. Paperback - $7.95
I don't know whether to shake my head, or shake the author's hands, so I'd like to read the book and make up my mind.
The grand total for my spending came to $69.70
Your turn.
70$ of gummi worms!
MMMmmmm Gummmmmi Worms
Sorry tiph your post walked right into that one.
What have we learned?
never give harry any money, even hypothetical money
Okay, since ive never heard of half of those books or Suthours Etc. These would be my choices. (also cus i love music way too much.)
Behind The Musik (Music) Kj-52. Compact Disc - $19.95
How To Live With Your Parents Without Losing Your Mind Davis Ken. Paperback - $14.95
You Can't Handle The Tooth Sampler Various. Compact Disc - $5.95
Rubbish Day On Cromwell Street The Amazing Joel Hockey Movement Compact Disc - $15.95
that comes to just under $70. cant be bothered working out the exact amount...
Ok... First of all... if i had $70 bucks you coud assume that i won it somehow from doing something stupid or eating something stupid or else i was just dreaming.
But assuming i wasnt dreaming and hadnt done anything vaguly stupid, i would probably buy the ken davies merch/books/movies or whatever they are, and the you cant handle the tooth cd. And i cant add up how much that adds up to so i dunno what else id buy if i had any more cash.
Yep.
$70.
HA!
-the one and only sara-
i'd wish for infinte wishes, oh wait. wrong genie.
i'd buy...a gift voucher. that way, the person who would be the lucky recipient of the abovementioned voucher could buy whatever it is THEY want.
because i never buy stuff for me.
oh, "...and squares".
aserej ja de j de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,
aserej ja de j de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi
MUAHAHAHA GO KETCHUP SONG INVADE EVERYTHING!
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