Line off
Well, since it appears that everyone is off doing something fun and exciting except for me, I'm going to put something a little pointless on my blog (cos I've NEVER done anything like that before have I?).
We're having a Cool Runnings "line off".
Here's the rules:
1) You can't submit more than 3 lines at once (unless I pre-approve it).
2) They have to be funny
3) They have to be correct (don't try and pull one over on me, I know this movie).
4) The lines must come from Cool Runnings, but you will be forgiven if they come from The Little Rascals.
5) Have fun!!
I'll start:
Doris: Sanka, you dead?
Sanka: Yeah man.
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Totally unrelated, these are the rules of Fish Lake, Indiana, USA:
"The lakes have a 10 mph limit for both gas and battery powered engines.
If your looking for a loud and fast place to party, ski, get drunk and litter up the place
STAY OUT OF FISH LAKE
Cherish our wild life and clean community."
Google: Fish Lake, USA. You'll laugh yourself stupid.
Level 3
heh heh heh. i told ya the supertiph. those crazy fish lakians.
Sanka: You mean as in Eskimos and penguins and ICE?!
Sanka: Yeah but im not too sure about that baldy over there...
Sanka: You want to kiss my lucky egg?
Ahahahahahah Sanka is thhe bomb.
I spelt the with 2 h's.
On purpose of course.
I have my driver's licence. Nobody is safe.
Level 3
Unrelated, but...
What did the pirate say when he had a heart attack?
...
Arrrggghhh! Me Heartie!
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