Going away

I am going away for 2 weeks humble readers! I will be back on the 10th of January. Enjoy your Christmas and New Year!

Freestylin'

This is a hardcore freestyle I wrote while I was brushing my teeth.

Yo I got my brush and my toothpaste
I spit down the drain and think,
"Man, what a waste."
But that paste got nothing, it just sat in the sink
And I said, "You're in for a lesson I think"
You're a white blob of mess, 10 cm wide
You're dripping down the drain in an attempt to hide
Your multies insult me
You're weak, a freak,
A white, wet geek
You got nothing, I'm the one with the props
So as far as this battle goes, here's where it stops.

Looks like I showed that toothpaste hey.

Observations of a humble Coffee Shop worker

Bleach smells funny
Never grasp a metal teapot anywhere other than its handle
Hot water is hot
Milkshakes have a mind of their own
DO NOT mix up 1/4 strength and 1/2 strength

For staters

Wassup? I am Tiph, sister of Noof, dropper of beats, lover of music, player of drums and owner of this here blog. I would like to see maximum commenting (respectful of course) and maybe in the future we can get a friendly battle going or whatever. So, tell me who you are, what you like doing, ask me some questions and we can exchange details over some virtual Mountain Dew.